Ichiban

@DEATH2SONY nobody needs to get you a fruitcake this Xmas, you seem pretty set

Misread the title as Satya's huge gay package

3D Sonic is the very definition of style over substance, or as to quote Jeff Gerstman: "Sonic Generations is a garbage game for idiots"

I'm so glad all these devs are working on Marvel games way after the MCU bubble burst. I'm sure it will definitely pay off, as good as Star Wars Outlaws has for Ubisoft at least. Go team!

All of these shows have been utter garbage. People were championing the demise of e3, & this what you get: the watered down soda of events everytime you tune in to one of these, with Keighley's big boof plastered over every one.
Hope y'all are happy!

Microsoft has a problem with Series X/S output in general.

What makes anyone think an xbox handheld would actually sell? I just don't see it. Especially with the Switch 2 around the corner.

What a ***** joke. I thought consoles were designed for ease of use? The fact that an article had to be written just to install a ***** game properly tells me we've drifted way off track. Remember how easy it was in the 360 days to whack a disc in your console & you're generally good to go? The menus didn't look like a Netflix menu back then either, & were actually managable.

I only watched a little, but it felt like I was being beaten with a bag of oranges. Just awful.

I want Gears Of War 6 to be titled correctly, & feature a cast of likeable characters like the original trilogy. Perfect Dark in the style of the newer Deus Ex games would be fantastic.
Banjo would be awesome, though I can't see it

I'm playing Sand Land, which I'm really enjoying about 5 hours in. I'll also be playing some Halo MCC campaigns co-op with my nephew, which is always a good time.

If you're writing a 1000 word essay for a comment, it's probably time to step outside for a bit.

But what will the net look like?! How round will the ball be?!!
So many questions!!!🤯

No more open worlds please. The big, yet somewhat linear stages of the original trilogy are perfect.

I've just finshed up with Hellblade 2, hoping to make a start on Sand Land if I get the time.

Yeah Infinite Wealth is my no.1 this year so far, such an awesome game with an excellent story & gameplay to match. Its rare that a game exceeds my expectations, but this one did.

I should have assumed that nobody can take a joke, it is 2024 after all. My bad!

Do you have to throw 10 page essays at each other? Nobody wants to read that crap.

Rock n' Roll Racing. From the fun era of videogames!

The new Xbox controller is actually Microsoft's PS5 controller😎
MS will be introducing new, extra squeaky controllers for Xbox customers later this year. Stay tuned!

Future article: It's been 30 years since The Elder Scolls 6 was announced. Where the ***** is it?!!

Spyro 4, as a PS5 exclusive for 6 months.

Hmm maybe back in the 360/PS3 era when each side actually had compelling exclusives I could see it....
Today? Hell no. It's like arguing over 2 slowly moulding loaves of bread

I wouldn't mind if my shower screen were an xbox

They don't deserve to be argued about anyway imo. The Series X & PS5 are as exciting as a tumbleweed sandwich.
It's not like the PS1/Saturn/N64 gen, where each console felt very unique, just for example. Which is something that is absent from those 2 bricks. The PS5 has the haptics & those stupid triggers which feel broken during gameplay as a feature, which is exciting....I guess.

Current Xbox will probably bring Starfield to PS5 as an apology for buying ABK & announce it publicly.
This stuff doesn't bother me, as the current generation is so incredibly boring both my XSX & PS5 have turned beige over time.

Nope.
Bloated, repetitive snoozefests.
Give me the tight, focused, & fun of something like Yakuza anyday.

Oh the humanity.
Actually hang on a sec...

I still believe Double Fine are more than up to the task. Although I wonder if a Conker game would be more up their alley

Who gives a *****?
The winners will win, the real losers are the ones who sit through TGA. You can just feel your braincells shorting out, all while a coked up Geoff Keighley grins at you in a suit & sneakers. No ma'am.

What, your game wasn't cool enough already?!
My favourite series in gaming currently, it has it all: fun & brutal combat, amazing characters, & the best stories in the business (that's stories, not facial animations, there's a difference lol)
Can't wait for this, & The Man Who Erased His Name. We're eating good here!

@Kaloudz Futurama baby!!

Tempted by Black Ops 2, probably the last online game I was half decent at.

A controller that doesn't creak & groan like an arthritic old man would be better

Boring! Should've been The Goonies! Chunk with truffle shuffle fatality, Sloth pulling off his jacket to reveal his Superman shirt before going into a brutality, & the Baby Ruth friendship.
If you're going to have the nerve to announce your DLC before the game is out, turn a few heads with it all least! (Not spandex with everyone is tired of the *****!)

The Wandering Village looks really good, definitely want to check that one out.

I'm playing Jedi Survivor on PS5. A good game when its not crashing or having audio sync issues & looking like a Bruce Lee movie. I may give Exoprimal a go on Xbox if any friends are playing.
Have a good weekend everyone!

Would've been nice if people outside the US got this too. Instead we just get increased gamepass & console prices

I'd buy it day one. Such a fun game, even to this day. Some good jokes in there too.
One of the few games that genuinely deserves the remaster treatment in my opinion.

I know I repeat this far too often, but I'd love to see them develop a new Banjo or resurrect Conker's Other Bad Fur Day. They would be perfect!

It would be funny if in the background of all this bickering, Nintendo were developing their next console as a fully featured powerhouse. They have the 3rd parties back in their favour, combine that with their own IP's... if done right could devestate both companies. But it's Nintendo & they won't, or have to. But I'd love to see it, just to see Sony & MS crap themselves haha

I picked up a Series X during the week, keen to finally try out Hi-Fi Rush, & some Goldeneye for a nostalgia hit.
Have a good weekend all!

Its like they vommited Ubisoft's brand of edgy 'tude over a Star Wars trailer. ***** no!

I thought it alright, couldn't used more gameplay footage for Forza & Fable.
Also, What's the deal with every game having a female protagonist? ***** getting old!

I'm too old for hype, but I'm looking forward to watching the show.
It would be nice if FF7 remake finally came to xbox, & possibly even 14. Just a last minute out of my butt random hope/prediction.

Wishful thinking, but it would be good if they announced a Series X/S price drop during their showcase. That would turn a few heads

New Banjo or Conker being developed by Double Fine.
Also some Perfect Dark. I can see that working as a Deus Ex style action/RPG hybrid thing. But if it is an fps, I hope they keep the charm of original.
It'll never happen, but a Simpsons: Hit & Run remake would go down very well too!

Imagine if Double Fine had been secretly working on Conker's Other Bad Fur Day & we got to see it in June😁😁
Ah its nice to dream....