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Re: Microsoft Responds To Old Xbox Comment About 'Spending Sony Out Of Business'

Cashews

@Jenkinss No they don't. MS has roughly 110B in cash. Sony is worth about 120B in cash. MS is not going to spend their entire kitty for god**** video games. Video games are practically worthless for Microsoft. A loss leader in the most real sense of terms. A tiny fraction of their real business. Business, OS, Cloud and possibly AI in the near term.

Re: Jim Ryan: Publishers 'Unanimously' Do Not Like Xbox Game Pass

Cashews

So what? I am a consumer. It isn't my job to count beans for publishers. They will find value in the system or it will go under. In the meantime I will take part as long as I FIND VALUE.

Here is what I know. The most respectable publisher in the game right now, Capcom, finds it worthwhile. So I guess Capcom hates it too right Jim? Hates it enough to join in. They are releasing Exoprimal. If it is good enough for them it is good enough for me. I plan on playing the sniz out of that game next month.

Re: Xbox Is Giving Away A Barbie Console & Free Forza Horizon 5 Content

Cashews

I'd keep some of those controllers and immediately sell the console for much more than the console would cost retail.

If I won either of those cars I'd replace the EV engine on the '56 and sell the ugly Hummer to someone who wanted to replace the stupid EV engine. No one in their right mind would want an EV engine on a Hummer. Maybe. Anyone who would drive that ugly car might like it.

Re: Does Starfield Include A Disc? Bethesda Causes Confusion With Contradictory Tweets

Cashews

@ZuneTattooGuy what switch game has a special edition of the game that doesn't come with a physical?

The only game people play that doesn't come with a physical that I know of, is Just Dance. Which doesn't have a special edition.

Real facts: Nintendo is the only physical first of the big 2.5 - and is destroying the other two by extremely large margins. Nintendo completely controls the console video game market at the moment. All you have to do is look at any top ten list from week to week. Frankly, gaming heads of Microsoft AND Sony should all be fired on the spot if they don't improve the situation by January 2024.

Re: Microsoft Announces Price Increases For Xbox Series X And Xbox Game Pass

Cashews

@Moby here to read comments when people cheer on giant corporations raising prices on the end user. Yay inflation!

where does it stop? I was a super early adopter of YouTube TV back when cord cutting was still a fairly new movement. I think it was $35. "We aren't cable!" they screamed from every rooftop. Then they started raising prices by $5 every 3 months and started adding channels no one would ever watching in 1000 lifetimes like BET and the Oprah network and became cable. Except with youtubetv you can't call someone and they come to your house to fix it. So it is worse-cable.

That's the play here. MS doesn't want you to own any games. Fine, I can go to Nintendo or stay here. But I'm not going to do a cheerleader pyramid when they do.

I have more money than 99.8% of the world's population. I am in the 2% of US earners (yay me sarcastic confetti). I still say F you to companies that raise prices when they do.

Re: Microsoft Announces Price Increases For Xbox Series X And Xbox Game Pass

Cashews

@Kaloudz the gamerpic is Jeanne from Bayonetta.

another crazy thing about this announcement is they chose the exact same time Nintendo throws a direct - and it was a good one. Like...Nintendo is kicking your ass on every metric. Response? A price increase the same hour they release a new 2D Mario game.

bad marketing; bad corporate strategy infuriates me. if they had done this in October - a month after everyone is high on Starfield? Great choice. But today is just dumb Dumb DUMB.

Re: Microsoft Announces Price Increases For Xbox Series X And Xbox Game Pass

Cashews

@Kaloudz I'm not calling YOU a stooge. Just a general term really. It is a good service. But there is a limit to what it is worth. $17/month flirts dangerously with that value to me. If/when the $70B deal goes through I have no doubt a good portion of that will be passed on to us - even though MS has the 2nd most cash than any other company on the planet.

Re: Microsoft Announces Price Increases For Xbox Series X And Xbox Game Pass

Cashews

@Sifi why the living **** are we talking about sony? MICROSOFT JUST RAISED THEIR PRICE. You can be excited about price increases. I'm not about to pretend this is helpful to me - THE CONSUMER. Why the hell would I care about MS's balance sheet?

They gained so much momentum after their showcase. This is a gut punch with god awful timing.
After Nintendo's direct this greatly tempers my hope for this console.

Re: These Seven Games Are Coming To Xbox Game Pass (June 22 - July 5)

Cashews

@Dan1283 one of the few companies that realizes "Hey wait a minute...why does everyone hate us?" and then instead of making things worse - so people hate them more and more each year - they pivot and do things everyone loves. Like just making good games.

It seems so simple. But Activision, Square Enix and Electronic Arts can't get this through their necktie stuffed brains to make it work.

I bought Capcom's Asura's Wrath last night for a few bucks. It was made in 2012 I think. I almost didn't because they split multiple episodes into little piddly paid dlc. Like, story critical parts. Like...why? I wouldn't have got it but if you bought the game gamepass allowed you to dl that dlc for free.

It's so easy to not suck. You make so much more money you'd think suits would figure this out.

Re: Electronic Arts Restructures Its Studios Into Two Organisations

Cashews

I was looking through the sales last night before they went offline and came across Anthem...which was about 3 bucks. After laughing a little I thought, "Was there a bigger flop in gaming history?"

That aside - this probably makes sense. I think EA wants to go for a sale eventually and splitting the insanely profitable, all margins, never have to do any work one from the very middling one, maybe have a hit every decade if we are lucky one makes big sense from a wall street perspective.

Re: These Seven Games Are Coming To Xbox Game Pass (June 22 - July 5)

Cashews

@Dan1283 Capcom hasn't made a bad game in a while so it's at least worth trying out. I think it looks like dumb fun with really good graphics. I'm guessing it will be Warframe against massive waves of dinos > culminating in a MH style boss loot pinata. Capcom is great at co-op loot games so I'm hopeful.

Re: Talking Point: What Was The Best Surprise Of This Year's Xbox Summer Showcases?

Cashews

I understood the Starfield hype after the showcase.

The biggest surprise of the showcase was how critical it became after Sony completely dropped the ball on their dismal showing. I have never seen an ad with so much hype falling so flat. So what should have been a normal showcase for MS became something much larger - they had many more eyes on waiting to deliver than they would have had Sony gave people what they wanted.

They delivered. The only thing missing was a movie trailer for Forza starring Hockey players.