Over the past couple of weeks I've had the immense pleasure of playing Balan Wonderworld. Okay, so it wasn't a pleasure and our review wasn't exactly glowing, but we have to give a notable shout out to the music, which is superbly charming in every possible way. It got me thinking about all the bad games I've dived into over the years, more notably, what I've loved about said games. Regardless of any failures, there's always something good buried within - even the truly terrible ones. Whether that be the flight system from Anthem, or that Duke Nukem Forever has a great Halo Easter Egg, there's something in every game for someone.
The worst game I've ever played is Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust. It was at a time when I was on a massive achievement binge during the Xbox 360 era and titles were quickly drying up. In a nutshell, it's a crass, exploitative game that left a sickening taste in my mouth for years to come. Even without the horrid subject material, the gameplay was near unplayable with its nauseating camera, and it was filled with dull tasks as you operated on a movie lot.
Even though I consider it the absolute worst game of all time, which has become a long running joke in my friendship circles, there are actually some elements I really loved. First of all, the thing that initially enticed me was the art style. Looking back now I think I might have had one too many or was intoxicated by the thoughts of those sweet, sweet achievements - but there was definitely something at the time that drew me in. I think it all stems from how the character models and location heavily remind me of my favourite music video of all time - Michael Jackson's 'Speed Demon'. An absolutely bonkers ten minutes which will always stay close to my heart. I'm not going to even entertain the idea that the comparison is intentional, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't resonate with me.
Not only that, but it also has some exceptional voice work. Sure, the lines they're delivering are absolute garbage, but even with the weak material, they're managing to actually infuse some energy into a lifeless game. Jeffery Tambor, most notably known for his work in Arrested Development, even lends his talents, elevating a game which should be left in the bin into something with a tiny bit of merit.
Similar to movies, games can often be so bad that they're actually good - even more so if they add the ability to take a friend along for the ride. While Resident Evil 6 isn't necessarily a terrible video game, it is an awful Resident Evil entry. While the fifth entry pushed away from survival horror, it still had its foot in the door at least, and the co-operative gameplay was a great addition. With number six, Capcom decided to take that formula, dial it up to 11 and cook everything that the franchise was built upon in the process.
But it has some great multiplayer. Fantastic, in fact. Me and my friend have fond memories diving into the four campaigns, completely lost on the direction the narrative the franchise had taken. Instead we created our own fictional narrative as to what was happening which involved us being hunted by a hulking bio-threat we had wronged in some elaborate way. It was dumb, stupid and immature, but it turned my £5 impulse buy from HMV into a couple of hilarious nights with a friend.
Other times, games have some great concepts, but fail to meet the extensive ideas they have. Homefront: The Revolution is a great example. I could never recommend that game to anyone, mainly due to the fact a game-breaking glitch halted 15 hours of progress. It was a technical mess on consoles and never truly got rectified, which is a shame as it was immensely more interesting than its predecessor. Leaving the confides of a linear narrative, the open-world environment had some great gameplay elements and RPG-lite segments which were a solid groundwork. Unfortunately, it was hindered by a lengthy list of technical issues and draped in an ugly aesthetic that you wouldn't want to spend more than five minutes in.
This is a situation Cyberpunk 2077 faces this year, as CD Projekt Red works to bring the game up to the standards it should have met at launch. Despite waves of online hate, there is good in Cyberpunk 2077. From what we've played, the narrative, mission design and world hold a lot of promise and seem to be competently made - alas, a seemingly never ending battle of technical issues are stacked against its odds which the developer has to prove it can combat. Worst case scenario, it becomes a terrible game with some good within.
Sometimes you have to dig a bit deeper, but these titles are made by real people, with passion and talent at the helm. It can be easy to jump on a game and give it all the hate which it sometimes rightfully deserves, though sometimes casting a positive light requires a lot less energy to channel. Even more so it highlights exactly what works for the team who have worked on these titles, so they can take the feedback and build that into something that can be great the next time. We can all learn something from the games we play, and sometimes it stems from the positive, rather than the negative. With the last twelve months we've all had, isn't that something to cherish?
Have any fond memories of some truly terrible video games? Let us know in the comments below.
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I know I may be the only person in the world who can say this, but I actually enjoyed duke nukem forever. I only played it once but I remember having super low expectations and thinking it actually was okay.
RE6 is a good game, and even a good Resident Evil game, and I will stand by that until the day I die.
Sure, it tries to do a bit too much of everything, making it a "jack of all trades, master of none", but it still is really fun, especially on modern consoles. The 360/PS3 couldn't really handle the game the way it was meant to be played.
I have the same experience on RE6. While it is a mediocre game, but it is fun to some extent.
there a difference between a bad game and a broken game at launch. broken games can get patched and mended a bad game is bad permanently
personally i didnt mind anthem it was a 6/10 but not bad just not what it could and should have been.
I also like homefront the revolution broken at launch but another 6/10 game
I think some people don't know when a game is actually bad and when it's just a game that doesn't live up to the expectations you have of that series. For example, I've seen so many people say that Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts is a bad game. I've played through it and I don't agree with that at all, but I do agree that it's not really a good Banjo-Kazooie game. Same thing with the RE6 example in this article, the game is good but it's not necessarily a good game for that series.
@LtSarge fellow Nuts & Bolts advocate over here! Everyone wants a "proper" Banjo-Kazooie 3, but I'd lose my sh*t over a Nuts & Bolts 2.
@xMightyMatt14x
You're not the only one 😉 I played it on the PC when it came out and being a huge fan of Duke Nukem 3D back in the day I quite enjoyed Forever. Never before has a game's title felt so right, though. Probably why I liked it. I had lost all hope of it ever coming out.
EDIT: Alpha Protocol fits this description perfectly (very buggy game with poor camera control which I enjoyed a lot for its plot).
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is a national treasure
@SegataSanshiro that game was some dumb fun. I remember getting it for Christmas from my neighbor, bringing it to my cousin’s and having a great time with it.
@LtSarge Honestly I can't disagree more
I remember playing it with a friend who was huge into the first two N64 games and honestly even as just a platformer it felt so barren with these large environments that basically had next to nothing to do, to the point where it felt like it necessitated the use of vehicles, but then at that point it isn't really a Banjo-Kazooie game either
It's honestly to me the perfect "jack of all trades, master of none" game. The writing and dialogue was fine I guess but none of the jokes landed for me nearly as often as they would in some other Rare games I played before then like DK64 or Conker's Bad Fur Day
I love bad games, but only when they deliver very interesting or unique experiences through that badness.
I hate the games that are super 'polished' in their mechanics, but pick the most basic or popular of mechanics and are super boring as a result. Like the worst kind of Hollywood blockbuster. Absolutely no soul.
This is why I was able to enjoy RE0 and Haze, but can't stand RE6 or Halo 5.
@NicolausCamp @NicolausCamp Re6 was a horrible garbage fire
@XBOT cool. Guess my opinion is completely invalidated then.
@TheFrenchiestFry I mean that was the point of my comment. It's not really a true Banjo-Kazooie game due to the fact that you have to use the vehicles in order to efficiently move around in the world and the level design wasn't made with platforming in mind, but with the vehicles. That's why the levels were so open in order for races with sea-, land- and air-based vehicles to take place. And in that regard, the game does a splendid job but if you're going in with the mentality that it's a platforming game, then of course you're not going to like it because that's not how the game was designed. But like I said, it's not a bad game because what it does, it does great. It's just a bad Banjo-Kazooie game since it does not live up to the expectations of past entries.
@The_New_Butler
Thank you!! My daughter is crazy about Paw Patrol and I was thinking of buying this game. Not anymore 🙂
@SegataSanshiro the first person South Park game? A 1.4? I actually really enjoyed that game and thought it was rather good, certainly not a 1.4
Duke Nukem Forever is a weird one for me, I know it's a bad game but I enjoyed it and finished it which is more then can be said for many much higher rated games. To be honest I'd rather play something that seems bad but has interesting quirks then the likes of Assassin's Creed which I find painfully bland after just a few hours.
At the end of the day these are just opinions and I've found many very highly rated games to be boring and plenty of poory received games to be highly entertaining
I have often quite enjoyed bad games as they often have a unique feel to them.
Also, I get quote curious, is the game really as bad as they say?! Balan Wonderworld has me like this now. A sale might make me go for it.... A deep sale.
true. the part in duke nukem where you're getting a double beej was pretty good.
People are obsessed with what is popular or looking for the “best”. But when you get older you realise it is about what YOU enjoy not what others tell you to like.
We all have games we treasure that are bad or flawed games. But it doesn’t stop us from loving them. Especially when we play them as children and our perspectives are different.
I’m sure Balan Wonderworld really is some child’s favourite game of all time and they are oblivious to the controversy. And there’s gotta be an Anthem diehard playing it every day with a smile on their face.
Play the games you like and don’t feel guilty for liking them. You’ll have a much better gaming experience as a result.
I’ll always remember when the Xbox 360/PS3 generation was young. My cousin brought over his brand new 360 to my parents house to stay for the week and we went down to Family Video to rent some games for it since he only had one game for the console at the time. I know there were “better” games out of the four games we rented, but Rockstar Table Tennis was the one we stayed up late night after night to play. Juergen became like a nemesis and meme character to us in that innocent era when memes were still a nascent trend. Eight years later, I saw the game at a GameStop and purchased it for $0.10. My fiancé and I got hooked on it, and it had a second life of great memories for me. Now, I know no one is saying this game is in Rockstar’s top 5 best games outside myself, but I love the game for the good times I’ve had with it.
Superman 64. What a game 😂
On a serious note. I was a MASSIVE fan of the original Lost Planet. Huge.
But when the sequel got panned I decided to skip it. Big mistake.
My friend and I decided to play through it at the very end of the 360's life and boy oh boy did we have fun! With some friends that game is incredibly good
@Kienda this is so true! Billions of people in the world, it's ok to love something that someone else hates. I hate cilantro...it's ok that some of you weirdos out there love it. With gamepass especially there is litterly no reason not to try something that interests you...unless it's covered in cilantro!
I've put about 250 hours into Resident Evil 6 and i regret nothing! 😂
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