Topic: Caption Competition (Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag)

Ahoy, mateys! We're giving away a code for Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag on Xbox One to one lucky fan this week! Keep reading to find out how you can win this shiny booty

Caption Competition

Entering the competition is quick and easy; simply log in to your PureXbox account and reply to this forum topic with a caption for the following image. At the end of the week, we'll go through them all and decide which one we think is best, and that lucky person will win the code! Easy-peasy.

Rules & Need-To-Know Info

- Only one entry/caption per person will be allowed, so choose your submission wisely.
- Your caption can be an overall caption for the picture, or speech from one/all of the characters in the picture - whatever you like, just be creative!
- Under no circumstances should your caption be offensive in ANY way. Captions should not be racist, homophobic, sexist, etc. You'll be disqualified from the competition, if not banned from the forums completely.
- Depending on what people post, this thread may include spoilers. So tread carefully.
- Try to keep posts on this thread that aren't entries to a minimal until the competition is over. This will make our life a lot easier come decision time.
- As this is for a code and not a hard copy of the game, anyone worldwide can enter!
- This won't be judged necessarily on humour alone, so if you think your caption isn't as funny as others' submissions, have a go anyway. Extra points for clever AC/historical references might be rewarded *wink*
- Out of common decency, please don't enter if you already have a copy of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag on Xbox One. Nobody likes THAT guy!
- Entries need to posted on this topic to be considered; tweets, Facebook comments, etc. will not count.

Other than that, have fun!

Competition ends Tuesday 10th December 2013, 6PM GMT. Any entries submitted after this time will not be counted. Good luck!

Arrrr Mate, that is fine ship you sail!

Yes it is the beauty of the seven seas! Even Hayreddin "Redbeard" Barbarossa would be impressed by it!

"oi,Lara! Get down from there,and put some knickers on!"

Crikey John - I wonder if old matey behind us with the pipe knows how much he looks like Trevor from GTAV?

Why of course he does Steve - that's because, it is Trevor you washed up wench - that bandana doesn't fool me.

Oh!

Sir, I'm going to need a few items before we set sail.

I need one eye patch, one huge treasure chest and there is one more thing......

a parrot, a green one! Blackbeard has one, why can't I?

I always wanted to have a parrot!

games games games everywhere!

"What's the name of that band playing in the distance there?"

"Arr, they be called Black Flag."

"Black Flag? That's a stupid name. What's up with all the spiky hair and people slamming into each other in the crowd?"

"Well Cap'n, that spiky hairstyle is referred to as a mohawk, and those people are participating in what's called a mosh pit. It's the punk rock movement…or something."

"Punk rock… That sounds deplorable. What an absolute bunch of degenerates. (yells to crew) Alright men, time to steal from others, kill all opposition, sink their ships, and get so drunk on rum that we can live with these actions!"

"Aye!"

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Did I win?

(Not an official entry - I'm not eligible.)

"Well, that's one copy of every PlayStation 4 launch title that's worth playing put into a bag and thrown in to the water, cap'n."

"Didn't make much of a splash, did it?"

Fixed it for ya

I knew you were trouble.

There's nothin' like bein' a pirate. T' fresh smell o' t' ocean breeze and hairy smelly men with bad hygiene. T' pirate's life for me. Arrgh

"Did you just see that?"
"What?"
"The water just parted and that boat just raised up out of it. And I could've sworn I heard some choir music too."
"I think you had too much rum, that boat's been there the whole time."

"I'll just look over here, pretend I didn't just see him pinch his bum!"

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

''Got any threes?''

''Nope.''

''Then go fish.''

''But someone else has already beat me to it!''

''Ah, crap.''

Do you smell that matey?

Aye. I'm standing right behind you.

Argh, thar he blows!!!

"Do you have any understanding of what happened exactly at the end of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?"

"You're asking me? Man, I'm still trying to wrap my brain around trying to figure out how to solve Subject 16's crazy puzzles and understanding what the heck the Apple of Eden is all about."

"Yeah, don't even think about asking me how Pirates of the Caribbean have anything to do with assassins and templars."

"Cap'n, as first mate of the Jackdaw, it is my duty to plunder that booty."

"I see what you did thar. But you really think that's funny? Okay. As first mate, it's your duty to make sure my chamber pot is cleaned out and shiny each morning. Did you see what I did thar?"

"Aye, aye, I wish I was on another boat now Cap'n."

"Capitan" Disney Legal department dead ahead.

Calico Jack: "Who's that man walking in the distance?"

Benjamin Hornigold: "Unless the legend is a lie, that is the renowned Master and Mentor, Ezio Auditore de Lalala... the sexiest Assassin in History."

Edward: "Not as Badass as me though..."