You might of heard of a little game called Stray — out now on PlayStation platforms and PC — featuring a whole bunch of our cute feline friends. (We say friends, but do cats really like us?) Anyway, let's not try and figure that one out because we'll be here for eons. Instead, let's ponder how Microsoft can fight back with the return of its own cat cover star: Blinx.
Blinx popped up for two original Xbox outings (Blinx: The Time Sweeper and Blinx 2) back in 2002 and 2004 respectively. We never got around to playing the second one, but we have fond memories of The Time Sweeper, and have even revisited it since it was added to Xbox Game Pass last summer. Even now we feel the series is worth another run, especially considering it's gained a bit of a cult status over the years.
Xbox has never really had that proper 'mascot' to identify with since the days of the OG Xbox. Sure, we've got Master Chief and in more recent years, Gears of War's gruff hero Marcus Fenix, but it always felt like Xbox missed that family-friendly hero to sit alongside Nintendo's ever-present Mario and PlayStation's array of characters over the years; Crash Bandicoot and Ratchet & Clank definitely fall into that family-friendly category for Sony.
Xbox hasn't had that that for quite a while. Once upon a time, the brand gave the likes of Blinx and even Voodoo Vince a whirl, but maybe due to the fact that that Xbox wasn't as established back then, neither really stuck. You could argue that it's because they weren't iconic enough as characters, but we'd certainly argue the case that Blinx could be, given more time and effort.
Just look at the popularity of Stray! In the internet age everyone loves cats, or seems to; they're like the darling animal of internet memes. Even in Stray, where things are for lack of a better term, more 'serious', the cats are just winning everyone over. The game is taking over our Twitter feeds with clips of players' kitties swiping at their screens, and it's pretty adorable in all honestly.
With all this in mind, we reckon there's room for Xbox to go either way with bringing back Blinx. They could emulate what Stray has done and go down the 'gritty reboot' angle for 'Blinx 3'; have the guy wandering around realistic, decaying environments scooping up artefacts with his trusty vacuum and maybe take a more 'mature' route with things, or they could just make a straight 3D platformer like the Blinx of old.
With the latter, go all-in on production values and bombastic action; think Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart but Blinx. That could really work on Xbox Series X|S, it'd certainly be a big talking point for Xbox Game Pass. Blinx has been dormant for too damn long, and Stray has taught us that we really are in the age of the (not so) humble kitty. Whichever way you slice it, Xbox is missing out on the current feline frenzy caused by Stray's arrival on the scene.
But what do you think, should Blinx return? How would you bring it back? Let us know in the comments!
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@SplooshDmg one thing PowerWash Simulator doesn't tell you about is that all that water has to be swept away during and after washing. Who do we know who likes... sweeping?
They won't reboot banjo, so this game has no chance
They already have Psychonauts and would love a third game. It was easily my game of the year.
It's much better than Ratchet and Clank: Rift apart.
Hopefully Toys for Bob can bring back the classics as they did great with Crash and Spyro. I can't see the deal not going through.
This is a lot of paragraphs for a gag 😆
@Broosh It made for an entertaining end to my day 😆
"Stray is popular. Blinx is kind of a cat. Stray means Blinx should come back"
Kate Gray put you up to this, didn't she?
Blinx is one of my favorite games of all time. Lost my ***** when it was added to backwards compatibility.
If we could get another Blinx, I'd die of happiness.
Can't wait for Stray to come to Xbox, game looks awesome, easily best indie of the year, it's the only game that makes me want to buy a PS4/PS5
@Geezer Much better? Mmmm...I'm not sure about that. It's definitely on the level with it in terms of gameplay. Speaking about Psychonauts 2 to the recent R&C. Opinions at the end of the day I suppose.
Well, assuming that the ActiBlizz acquisition goes through, Crash Bandicoot and Spyro could become the Xbox mascots, if they wanted. As weird as that would be
I'd much rather have a new Voodoo Vince (I'm surprised the remaster's not on GP), though another Blinx would be neato as long as it retains a little edge from 2. We're seeing less & less of that nowadays.
@UnusedBabyWipes I totally agree and was just getting ready to comment that I would much rather have a new Voodoo Vince game. If they made a new Blinx, I’d try it out. I wasn’t a huge fan of it but I think it would bring back some of that OG Xbox feel.
Blinx is here to be the Knack of the Xbox and I am HERE FOR IT. BLINX THREE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wouldn't mind Blinx making a return but there are many other MS owned IP i'd rather have before Blinx
I tried blinx through gamepass and could not even understand how to play it lol
@Markatron That's the sequel Sweeping Simulator. Followed by Laundry Simulator for all those filthy clothes.
@Kezelpaso "Everyone loves cats" 👀
I love the idea of cats... then I meet the vicious little f***ers. Want to purr and rub against your legs one minute, than claw and draw blood the next. Genetic split personality disorder.
This story is hilarious! There is litrally nothing in common at all between these games.
You could say they both have cat protagonists, but even this fails any scruitiny as one is based on a real cat, and one could be any platformer masot and is nothing like a real cat.
Anyone thinking Strays success means anything at all for blinx is living in a fantasy world.
I did like Blinx though, and Id be happy to see another. I wont expect it because of stray though 😀
Ps. Stray is really excellent, I hope we see it on xbox soon so everyone can enjoy it.
@Titntin Cat people in general. Is that a cat game, cool, I'll play it. It really doesn't matter, it just needs cats. I'm looking forward to Stray coming to Xbox down the line, but not holding my breath. I'm just not buying a PS5 just to play Stray. I'm not sure my PC can play it to a level I will enjoy.
I don't understand this article. You are discussing all the mascots and forget the best one 🤦🏻♂️.
Blinx1 too damn hard
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